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Procrastination Wellness Center
Excuses You Can Trust Since Yesterday
123 Imagination Lane, Nowheresville | (555) EXCUSE-ME
Medical Excuse Note
Patient Name:
Lazy McSleepyface
Patient ID:
LAZY-001-ZZZ
Date of Birth:
April 1, 1990
Visit Date:
January 24, 2026
Vital Signs
Blood Pressure
Lazy/Tired
Heart Rate
Only for pizza
Temperature
Ice cold (to work)
Diagnosis
Primary Diagnosis:
ICD Code: MON-101.00
Chronic Monday Allergy - Severe adverse reaction to the first day of the work week
Clinical Notes
Patient exhibits classic symptoms of Monday Aversion. Sudden onset of "headaches" every Sunday night with miraculous recovery by Friday afternoon. Recommend immediate scheduling of all important meetings for Tuesdays or later.
Prescription
Rx
Treatment Plan
1. Sleep - As needed (minimum 12 hours Sunday night)
2. Coffee - Industrial strength, IV drip if necessary
3. Complaining - Unlimited doses to coworkers
4. Avoidance of alarm clocks - Until further notice
Dr. Worktoday
Dr. Noah Worktoday, MD
Attending Physician
License #: TOTALLY-LEGIT-123